Jokes For Kids

Joke: A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks him "How do you keep your rabbits so strong?"

The man replies, "It's no secret." He pulls out a bottle of shampoo and says, "Keeps your hares strong!"

Joke: The past, present and future walked into a bar... It was tense!

Joke: What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?! I've got a belly ache.

Joke: A man walks into his doctor's office with a carrot in his ear and a banana in his nose. He asks, "What's wrong doc?"

The doctor replies, "You're not eating right."