Jokes For Kids

Joke: Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began. "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?" He replied, "It's running down my leg."

Joke: What's the diffrence between a fish and a guitar?

Joke: Who's the wettest lady in America?

Joke: Why do you need an oven-mitt for the oven?

Joke: What does the doctor say to the annoying patient?