Dirty Jokes

 

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Joke: What does a vampire do with boiling water and a tampon?


Punch line: Make tea.


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Joke: A husband and wife decide to relive their first date on their 10th anniversary. They come to the fence that they first made love up against. The man looks at his wife "For old time's sake?" She nods and they begin to make love.

He pushes her up against the fence and says "You're even tighter than you were when we started to date!"

She replies "The fence wasn't electric 10 years ago!"


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Joke: How does a wife know if her husband has a high sperm count?


Punch line: She has to chew before swallowing.


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Joke: What's the best part about a gypsy on her period?


Punch line: You get your palm red for free.


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Joke: How are girls like square roots?


Punch line: If they're under 18 you do them in your head.


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