Clean Jokes

Joke: What do you call it when fruit takes money from a bank?

Joke: Why can't you trust atoms?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
Run Harry Potter!

Joke: A little elderly lady goes to the doctor because she has been having a problem. She tells him "Doctor, lately I have been farting almost constantly. They don't bother me much because they don't smell or make noise, but it is still annoying. I've farted a hundred times since I got here, I bet you didn't know."

The doctor sends her home with some pills and she returns a week later. Angrily she tells him "Doctor! These pills you gave me have made my gas smell terrible. I don't want to take them anymore!"

The doctor smiles and replies "Great. Now that we have cleared your sinuses we can take care of that hearing problem."

Joke: What did the sushi say to the bee?