Clean Jokes

Joke: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?

Joke: A woman with brown hair goes to the doctor and tells him "Doctor! I think something is really wrong. My entire body hurts when I touch it." She touches her arm, legs, and stomach screaming in pain each time.

The doctor looks at her for a second and asks "Do you dye your hair?"

The woman surprised says "Yeah I'm naturally blonde. How did you know?"

The doctor replies "That's what I thought, your finger is broken."

Joke: What's the most important part of an underwear joke?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Joke: What's E.T. short for?