Clean Jokes

Joke: What do dwarfs and midgets have in common?

Joke: A blonde goes to the doctor after hurting herself. The doctor tells her, "You're going to have to take it easy at work for a couple of weeks." He then gives her a note for her employer.

When the blonde brings the note to her employer he tells her, "Okay, I guess you're going to have to have light duty for the next few weeks."

The blonde replies, "Oh no! I don't know how to change lights."

Joke: What's the best part of the new big rig movie?

Joke: Have you heard of the new serious pills?

Joke: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?