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Joke: What do you call an honest piece of paper?


Punch line: Fax.


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Joke: What do you get when a pirate drops a anchor on his foot


Punch line: Arhhhhh


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Joke: What do you do if you are getting chased by a tiger, lion, and elephant chasing you on horseback?


Punch line: Get off the merry-go-round.


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Joke: A 90 year old woman goes on a date with a 91 year old man. When she gets home to her daughter she tells her "I had to slap him 4 times."

The daughter asks "Was he getting fresh?"

The old woman replies "No, I thought he had expired!"


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia, what are you doing in my house?!
Olivia = I live here


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