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Joke: A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks him "How do you keep your rabbits so strong?"

The man replies, "It's no secret." He pulls out a bottle of shampoo and says, "Keeps your hares strong!"


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Joke: What does somebody who has dyslexia, insomnia, and schizophrenia think about?


Punch line: They ponder the existence of dog all night.


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Joke: Two fish are in a tank and they see a cat. One fish yells to the other, "Fire!"


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Joke: John, Phil, and Tyler are driving down a highway and their car breaks down. It's a three hour walk to the gas station. They plan to carry their gas tank there and bring it back full. For the first hour John will tell a happy story, for the next hour Phil will tell a sad story, and for the last hour Tyler will tell a scary story.

After two hours of walking it is Tyler's turn and he says "Okay guys... I forgot the money."


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Joke: What is the best part of living in Switzerland?


Punch line: Well, the flag is a big plus.


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