Clean Jokes

Joke: A bartender says "We don't serve time travelers here!"

A time traveler walks into a bar.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moosh!
Moosh who?
Pork!

Joke: Knock knock!
who's there?
Shh!
Shh who?
Don't shoo me! I'm not an animal!

Joke: What do you call a religious Eagle?

Joke: What did the provolone say to the cheddar on picture day?