Clean Jokes

Joke: Why doesn't Superman need a manager?

Joke: A statistician is going through security in an airport. They discover a bomb in his luggage. When they ask him about it he says "The chances a bomb are on a plane is 1/10000, but the chances that two are on the plane is 1/100000000. Just trying to be safe."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doorbell repairman!
Doorbell repairman who?
Ding dong! My work here is done.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya!
Ya who?
Nope, Google.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have time to drink some tea!?