Clean Jokes

Joke: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Joke: If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect then why practice?

Joke: why did the laptop feel cold

Joke: Why did the robot cross the road?

Joke: Do you live in Missouri or do you live in misery?