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Joke: A man told his wife ten puns about airplanes hoping one would land.
No pun in ten did.
3 ratings
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Joke: How can you tell the difference between a dog and a tree?
10 ratings
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Joke: A lady is on a flight from India to the United States. She stands up and yells, "Is there a doctor on board?!"
A man stands up and says, "I'm a doctor, what's the problem?"
She replies, "Want to meet my daughter?"
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Joke: An Englishman is walking down the Irish countryside and stops at a river to take a drink. He cups a hand and gets some water. Just as he is about to drink a shepherd yells to him in a thick Irish accent, "Don't drink out the river, it's full of sheep pee!"
The Englishman replies, "I don't understand a word you are saying. I'm English. What'd you say?"
The shepherd replies, "Use both hands, you'll get more that way."
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Joke: Two gang members are strolling through the forest when one says, "It's actually pretty scary out here."
The other one replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone out here."
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