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Joke: A man is sitting on his porch when he notices two blondes working down the road. They both have shovels. One of them digs a hole and the other immediately fills it in. The man watches them for a few hours and finally approaches them, "You guys look like you're working hard. But I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish."
One of the blondes replies, "Well there's usually three of us, but the one that plants the trees is sick."
1 ratings
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Joke: Did you hear the joke about Benjamin Button?
10 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Why did the TV show about the airplane never make it past the first episode?
22 ratings
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Joke: A man walks up to a bartender and tells him "I bet you $5,000 I can pee into a cup all the way across your bar."
The bartender, knowing this is impossible, agrees. They set it up and the man starts peeing all over the place, missing the cup completely. The bartender gets begins to cheer because he know he just won $5,000.
The man replies "I know, but I bet my friends $10,000 dollars that you would cheer while I pee all over the bar."
20 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lawyers.
Lawyers who?
Everybody knows that!
Lawyers who = Lawyers sue.
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