Clean Jokes

Joke: If meat is murder what is cake?

Joke: Why did the blind man stab himself?

Joke: A doctor is extremely unlucky one week and loses three patients. Angry, the doctor decides to call death, but to her surprise, is put on hold. After a lengthy wait death answers the phone, "Thank you for your patients!"

Joke: What'd the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Joke: What do you call punctuation in a relationship?