Clean Jokes

Joke: What's the best way to comfort a grammar Nazi?

Joke: A man went to the dentist because he was missing some teeth. The dentist asks him, "How exactly did this happen?"

He replies, "My wife's bread is as hard as a rock!"

The dentist says, "You could have said no to eating it."

The man replies, "I know, how do you think this happened?"

Joke: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sombrero!
Sombrero who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow!

Joke: A duck walks into a store and buys a can of soda. The clerk asks him, "Would you like to pay with cash or credit?"

The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill!"