Joke: A blonde woman comes home to discover her husband naked in bed. He begins to have a heart attack so she runs to the phone to call the police. At this point her daughter runs up to her and says "Aunt Lilly is in your closet and she's naked."

The blonde woman slams down the phone and runs to the closet and opens the door. Sure enough, there is her sister hiding behind their clothes. The blonde woman, now furious, yells "My husband is having a heart attack and all you are doing is running around naked scaring my kids?"