Question: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Answer: There are 11 letters in 'the alphabet.'
Question: How do you spell mousetrap with three letters?
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!