Good Riddles

Question: What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?

Question: Once upon a time, a virgin and a scorpion got caught in a sandstorm in the middle of the desert so pissed, so angry at each other :whos fault it is, who knows the best So they came to me to solve the case And there I am, caught between em, in a freaking sandstorm Deciding who is right and who is wrong What am I?

Question: What does a cruise ship, a dead man, and an emu have in common?

Question: A cop is chasing a man that just robbed a bank in crimesville. The cops name is robber and the robbers name is cop. Another man is a theft at another bank steeling money and another police is chasing him. The polices name is theft and the mans name is police. A third man steels money at the other bank in crimesville and the sheriff is chasing him. What is the name of the sheriff and the third man?

Question: What has rivers but no water, forest but no trees and cities but no people.