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Question: Why was the piano on the porch?
Answer: Because he forgot his keys!
Question: Why is a snail the strongest animal?
Answer: Because it can carry its house on its back!
Question: What do you call a banana that likes to dance?
Answer: A banana shake!
Question: What is red and goes up and down?
Answer: A tomato in an elevator!
Question: Why did Phillip think he was built upside down?
Answer: Because his feet smelt and his nose ran!
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