Question: Two penguins are in a canoe, in the middle of the dessert, with paddles. They are rowing when the first penguin turns to the 2nd penguin & asks WHERE IS your paddle? The 2nd penguin responds, "yup sure does". Why did the 2nd penguin respond this way?

Question: I am somewhere but nowhere. What am I?

Question: I live in your house yet, you do not love me. I eat your food, yet you squeal in fright at the sight of me. What am I?

Question: It dies when it's hot, exists when it's cold, you can touch it, but you cannot bounce it, and it doesn't give you any gold. What am I?

Question: How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?