Question: Alive without breath. As cold as death. Never thirsty ever drinking. All in mail never clinking.

Question: What sandwich can tell where you are and what you are eating?

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? (To get to the Idiots House) Knock Knock* Whose there? .................

Question: One day a bunny went golfing, he wore 2 pairs of pants, Why?

Question: Two brothers are twins. One twin says he is older than the other. The other twin is confused and says: in order for us to be twins we have to born on the same day. How is the one twin older than the other?