Logic Riddles

Question: Two men walk into a bar. One man has a baseball hat, the other a cowboy hat. The one with the baseball hat walks up the the bartender, and says, "If I can shoot water out of this tube to a cup on the other side of the room, you have to give me a thousand dollars. If I miss, I give you a thousand dollars." The bartender agrees. The baseball hat man puts down a cup and goes to the other side of the room. He shoots water out of the tube, but sprays it everywhere. The bartender is than laughing. However, the baseball hat man is also laughing. The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing?" Why was the baseball hat man laughing?

Question: Everything is what it is not, but everything is not what it is. So what is everything?

Question: What does a TV stand for?

Question: I can fly like a bird not in the sky which can always swim and always dry. I say goodbye at night and morning hi I'm part of you what am I? I follow and lead as you pass. Dress yourself in black my darkness lasts. I flee the light but without the sun. Your view of me would be gone.

Question: I am what men love more than life Fear more than death or mortal strife What dead men have and rich require I'm what contented men desire