Kids Riddles

Question: What do you call 2 Us?

Question: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Put it in and shut the door. How do you put a elephant in a fridge? Take the giraffe out and put the elephant in. There's this animal party all animals are there besides for one what animal is not?

Question: If green means go, yellow means slow down or caution, and red means stop. Why can't traffic lights go when they turn to green?

Question: A man with a stick walks up to another man. Why?

Question: what did the postman say to the mailbox?