Funny Riddles

Question: Timmy's mother has three children. The first was named April. The next was named May.

What is the final one's name?

Question: If your overweight father-in-law, mother-in-law who looks like she's about to die, and your wife approach you in your car but you only have one other seat, who would you take?

Question: Drop me and the world will shatter,
and you can always find me where you empty your bladder.

What am I?

Question: How many seconds are in a year?

Question: Which is correct "The yolk of the egg is white" or "The egg yolk is white?"