Funny Riddles

Question: Imagine your in a sinking boat and there is alligators trying to eat you. How do you save yourself?

Question: Who is reading this question now?

Question: One day, the boss, named Harold, changed the computer's password. Then one of his employees, named Ted, came up to him and asked if he changed the password. Harold said, " yes I did change the password Ted." Ted replied " may you tell me?" Harold thought and said, " um.. Ok. The password is in this riddle" The employee said" ok got it. What is the riddle sir?" What is the password?

Question: What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Question: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?