Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!
Question: A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige. Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave Paige 10 apples. Why?
Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Question: How many apples grow on a tree?
Answer: All apples grow on trees.
Question: A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one-way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him.Why didn't the police officer stop him?
Answer: He was walking.
Question: If a pirate was to join the military, what branch of the armed service would they probably go in to?
Answer: The navy, they love the sea!
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