6 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Tom and Jenna have been having problems in bed so Jenna confides in one of her friends, Sally. Sally tells Jenna, "You should go see my sex therapist. Me and John were having issues and he told us to buy donuts and grapes. I eat the doughnut off of John's penis and he uses his tongue to eat the grapes out of me. Ever since, our sex life has been better than ever."
So Tom and Jenna go to see the sex therapist. When they arrive the secretary tells them to strip down and wait in his office. When the therapist arrives he turns around and tells them, "I can't help you."
Jenna yells back, "Wait! Can't you just give us the same advice you gave John and Sally?"
He says, "Okay, on your way home buy some life savers and a coconut."
1 ratings
0 saves
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Joke: Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
9 ratings
3 saves
Joke: Sally has been feeling harassed by one of her coworkers, John. She tells her employer that he has been harassing her and he asks her, "What does he do?"
She says, "He always tells me my hair smells nice."
Her boss replies, "That's not really sexual harassment."
Sally says, "He's three feet tall."
13 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A man driving down the road slams on his breaks and honks the horn because there is a car stopped in the middle of the road. He storms out of his car and looks inside of the parked car to see a naked couple laying inside. He yells at them, "What are you doing in the middle of the road?! Why didn't you move when I honked?"
The naked man in the car yells back, "You were coming, I was coming, and she was coming. You were the only one with brakes!"
19 ratings
2 saves
Joke: What's the best part about a gypsy on her period?
16 ratings
4 saves
Joke: A little girl and boy are in a doctor's waiting room waiting for the doctor. The little girl starts to cry so the little boy asks her "What's wrong?"
The little girl responds "I have to get a blood test so they're going to cut open my finger."
The little boy's jaw drops and he says "Oh no! I'm getting a urine test."