6 ratings
3 saves
Joke: A prostitute is at a man's house after accepting payment. The man is in the bathroom taking a shower when the woman realizes she is on her period. She already accepted payment and the man is attractive, so she decides to turn the lights off and leave early in the morning.
They have some wild drunkin' sex and the woman leaves early in the morning. When the guy wakes up he sees a pool of blood next to him in the bed. "I must have shot her," he thinks to himself. But when he checks his gun it hasn't been shot.
Then he thinks, "I must have stabbed her." But when he checks the knifes in the kitchen their is not blood.
At this point he goes to the bathroom and looks up at himself in the mirror, "Oh no! I ate her!"
1 ratings
0 saves
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Joke: Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
9 ratings
3 saves
Joke: Sally has been feeling harassed by one of her coworkers, John. She tells her employer that he has been harassing her and he asks her, "What does he do?"
She says, "He always tells me my hair smells nice."
Her boss replies, "That's not really sexual harassment."
Sally says, "He's three feet tall."
13 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A man driving down the road slams on his breaks and honks the horn because there is a car stopped in the middle of the road. He storms out of his car and looks inside of the parked car to see a naked couple laying inside. He yells at them, "What are you doing in the middle of the road?! Why didn't you move when I honked?"
The naked man in the car yells back, "You were coming, I was coming, and she was coming. You were the only one with brakes!"
19 ratings
2 saves
Joke: What's the best part about a gypsy on her period?
16 ratings
4 saves
Joke: A little girl and boy are in a doctor's waiting room waiting for the doctor. The little girl starts to cry so the little boy asks her "What's wrong?"
The little girl responds "I have to get a blood test so they're going to cut open my finger."
The little boy's jaw drops and he says "Oh no! I'm getting a urine test."