Good Jokes

Joke: Teacher: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the-
Chemistry student: Precipitate, I know.

Joke: Chuck Norris can bunt a home run.

Joke: Why was the man relieved when his credit card was stolen?

Joke: A boss finds one of his blonde employees crying in her cubicle. He asks her what's wrong and she tells him, "My mom died!"

He tells her, "I'm sorry, you should take the rest of the day off to be with your family."

The blonde replies, "But that's not even the worse thing that happened... My sister just called, and her mom died too!"

Joke: Who invented fire?