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Joke: The big bad wolf sneaks up behind the horny Little Red Riding Hood and tells her they're going to have sex. She reaches in her picnic basket and pulls out a gun and says, "no, you're not you're going to eat me just like the book says".


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Joke: If you had sex every single day for a year and used a condom every time and at the end of the year you turn those used condoms into a tire, what would you call the tire?


Punch line: One hell of a good year


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Joke: What do you get when you cross Federal Express and UPS?


Punch line: Fed Up!


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Joke: Redneck shopping list: Taters Zoo keenie Yeller skeewash Q cumber Butt her Refride beenz Apel jew sss Can D Stake Watt her


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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Handsome


Punch line: As in "She said her mouth is getting kind of tired so she's gonna use her handsome". **(hand some)


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