Good Jokes

Joke: yo mama is so fat, they use her as a map in call of duty!

Joke: Yo mama is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.

Joke: 10 Facts About You: 1. You're reading this now. 2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice I skipped number 3. 5. You're checking now. 6. You're smiling. 7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid. 9. You didn't realize I skipped number 8. 10.You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again. 11. You're enjoying this. 12. You didn't realize I said 10 facts not 12.

Joke: Yo mama so fat her scabs are in the shape of bacon

Joke: Yo mama so fat calories gave up