Good Jokes

Joke: A photon walks into a hotel with his bags and the bellhop asks him if he would like him to carry the bags. The photon responds, "No thanks, I pack light."

Joke: What did Argon say to Potassium after he lost his electron?

Joke: Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!"

Oxygen says, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I scream.
I scream who?
What are you? An angry owl?