Funny Jokes

Joke: Why do all math books need therapy?

Joke: What is the best part of living in Switzerland?

Joke: John, Phil, and Tyler are driving down a highway and their car breaks down. It's a three hour walk to the gas station. They plan to carry their gas tank there and bring it back full. For the first hour John will tell a happy story, for the next hour Phil will tell a sad story, and for the last hour Tyler will tell a scary story.

After two hours of walking it is Tyler's turn and he says "Okay guys... I forgot the money."

Joke: Two fish are in a tank and they see a cat. One fish yells to the other, "Fire!"

Joke: What does somebody who has dyslexia, insomnia, and schizophrenia think about?