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Joke: Why did the jelly bean go to school?


Punch line: Because he wanted to become a Smartie!


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Joke: Why are cows so jealous of clocks?


Punch line: Because people milk them too.


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Joke: Why did the farmer feed his cow money?


Punch line: He was tipping his cow.


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Joke: Why does the zombie go "brians"?


Punch line: He's allergic to brains.


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Joke: Why does a skeleton not like to go swimming?


Punch line: Because they don't like to be soak down to the BONE.


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