Joke: What do you call a king that jumps?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she walked into the room....there was no room.

Joke: Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We asked her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Joke: You are in the shop buying tofu and soya milk. What is the joke?

Joke: Why don't penguins live in England? They are scared of Wales.

Joke: What did the chocolate bar say to the lollipop?