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Joke: Why didn't Platinum fit in with Gold and Silver?
Punch line: He isn't a part of their family.
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Joke: What's a pessimist's favorite compound?
Punch line: Nitrogen oxide (NO).
By michaelrocks
Joke: Why didn't the chicken not cross the road?
Punch line: So he wouldn't get laughed at.
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Joke: If alcohol and driving don't mix, why does my car run off of ethanol?
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By IamTHEbest
Joke: What is the most delicious snake?
Punch line: A Pie-thon!
Joke: Why are aliens messy tea-drinkers?
Punch line: With flying saucers, it's hard not to spill.