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Joke: Why can't Martian kitties drink their milk?


Punch line: Because it's in flying saucers!


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Joke: What did the lawyer name his daughter?


Punch line: Sue.


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Joke: What did the hat say to the scarf?


Punch line: “You hang around, and I'll go on a head."


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Joke: What did the mayo say when the refrigerator door opened?


Punch line: "Close the door! I'm dressing!"


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Joke: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?


Punch line: Fish and ships.


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Joke: How do they serve smart hamburgers?


Punch line: On honor rolls.


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