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Joke: What's a pessimist's favorite compound?
Punch line: Nitrogen oxide (NO).
Joke: Why didn't the chicken not cross the road?
Punch line: So he wouldn't get laughed at.
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Joke: Why did the chemist hit the other chemist with a periodic table before their camping trip?
Punch line: To see if he could withstand the elements.
Joke: Who is Iron Man interested in?
Punch line: Any Fe-male.
Joke: What is the most delicious snake?
Punch line: A Pie-thon!
Joke: Why are aliens messy tea-drinkers?
Punch line: With flying saucers, it's hard not to spill.
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