Joke: Why did the farmer feed his cow money?

Joke: How do you fix a broken pizza?

Joke: Toothbrush: Sometimes I feel like I have the worst job. EVER! Toilet paper: Yeah right!

Joke: What do you call a snowboarder without a girlfriend?

Joke: What did the football payer say to the gumball machine?

Joke: Girl: So my mom went to the store last night and.... Boy: Wait! Don't talk about your mom. I forgot to bring the old tenement so I could follow along!