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Joke: If alcohol and driving don't mix, why does my car run off of ethanol?


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Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares!


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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."


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Joke: What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?


Punch line: Cold cream!


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Joke: What is the last thing a Tickle-Me-Elmo gets before he is sent to the stores?


Punch line: Two test tickles!


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Joke: Chuck Norris runs on the treadmill until it gets tired.


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