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Joke: Can a camel go longer without sex or water?


Punch line: Water. They can go three weeks without a drink, but not a single day without a hump.


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Joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7?


Punch line: Because 7 ate 9.


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Joke: Why did Adam take the apple from Eve?


Punch line: She couldn't give him her cherry with God watching.


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Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!


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Joke: Why can't you hear a psychiatrist in the bathroom?


Punch line: Their 'p' is silent.


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Joke: Two girls, one blonde and one brunette, are walking down the street and they see an attractive guy. They strike up a conversation with him and notice he has dandruff. After they part ways the brunette tells the blonde, "We should give him Head & Shoulders."

The blonde replies "How do you give shoulders?"


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