Joke: A woman gets onto a bus and sits in front of a couple of Italian gentlemen. They talk very loudly but she ignores it. But a few minutes later she hears one of them say, "Emma comes first. Then I come. Then two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses come together again. I come again then pee twice. Then I come one last-a-time."

With this the lady turns around and says, "Excuse me! You perverts shouldn't be talking about sex on a bus."

One of them turns around and says, "Whose talking abouta sex? I'm justa teaching him how to spell 'Mississippi'."

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Joke: Honestly, I don't understand why people think Chuck Norris is so great. I think-

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Joke: How many guys in the friend zone it take to screw in a light bulb?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she locked her keys inside of her motorcycle.

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