569 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Never mind, I don't want to get sick.
44 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Teacher: Johnny, what is the definition of infinity?
4 ratings
3 saves
Joke: Why don't mathematicians need to buy wood for their fireplace?
38 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Where do dangerous chemicals go?
26 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Two brothers, Timmy and Tommy, are very mischievous so they are sent to a religious reform school.
Almost immediately Timmy gets in trouble and is sent to the principle's office. The large principle looks at Timmy and asks "Do you know where God is?" Timmy's eyes get large but he doesn't say a word. The principle asks again louder "Do you know where God is?!" Timmy suddenly runs out of the room screaming.
Tommy discovers his brother crying in the corner of their room and asks him "What's wrong?"
Timmy responds "They don't know where God is and they think I took him!"
19 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A man comes home early from work one day and finds his wife naked in bed. He turns and sees a man's feet coming from the curtains. Angry he goes over and pulls the curtains away saying "Who the hell are you?"
The man replies "Why I'm the moth exterminator."
The husband asks "Why are you naked?"
The man replies "Oh my god. I'm too late!"