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Joke: My Dixie Wrecked!


Punch line: My dick's erect!


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Joke: He had this one night stand.


Punch line: He bought two night stands but only one would fit.


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Joke: He ran over himself.


Punch line: Because no one would go to the store for him.


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Joke: I work for Camel Towing.


Punch line: Camel toe-ing


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Joke: We have the best place to take a leak in town.


Punch line: That's because we fix the radiators.


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Joke: 1,000,000 seconds = approx 11.5 days Add 3 more zero's to change 1 million to 1 billion. (Its only 3 more zero's right?) 1,000,000,000 seconds = approx 31.7 years. Now add 3 more zero's changing 1 billion into 1 trillion. (Its only 3 more zero's right?) 1,000,000,000,000 seconds = approx 31.7 thousand years. Now you know.


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