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Joke: A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a condom. The pharmacy asks him "Would you like me to put that on your bill?"

The duck says "What kind of duck do you think I am?"


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Joke: What is at the end of everything?


Punch line: The letter 'g'.


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Joke: How do you make an orange laugh?


Punch line: Tickle its navel.


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Joke: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?


Punch line: You can't cross a scalar with a vector!


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Joke: A little girl and boy are in a doctor's waiting room waiting for the doctor. The little girl starts to cry so the little boy asks her "What's wrong?"

The little girl responds "I have to get a blood test so they're going to cut open my finger."

The little boy's jaw drops and he says "Oh no! I'm getting a urine test."


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Joke: Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"

Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."


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