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Joke: a blind man walks into a bar...... and a table, and a stool.
Punch line: he's blind therefore he walks into different items. The bar representing a counter-top.
Joke: What do you get if you combine a turtle and a porcupine?
Punch line: A slow-poke
Joke: Why does a skeleton not like to go swimming?
Punch line: Because they don't like to be soak down to the BONE.
Joke: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
Punch line: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Joke: Waiter, waiter will my pizza be long?
No, it will be round
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Joke: Why don't penguins live in England?
They are scared of Wales.
Punch line: Ka-POW
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