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Joke: Why was the tomato blushing?


Punch line: Because she saw the salad dressing!


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Joke: What did the finger say to the thumb?


Punch line: I'm in glove with you.


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Joke: What are the strongest days of the week?


Punch line: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday.


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Joke: When does it rain money?


Punch line: When there is change in the weather.


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Joke: Young Billy walked in on his father one day in the bathroom. He asked his dad what was hanging between his legs. His father told him that is was a perfect penis. At school the next day Billy pulls down his pants.

"What is that?" asked Sally.

"Well," Billy said, ''if it was a few inches smaller it would be a perfect penis."


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Joke: What kind of fish do priests eat?


Punch line: Nun!


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