Joke: Did you hear about the guy who spent 5 years trying to find a limo driver who would take his cat around the town?

Joke: Why don't they have rehab for cars addicted to brake fluid?

Joke: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Joke: I always tell girls to text me when they get home... It's shocking the number of women that are homeless.

Joke: What do you call a cow knight?

Joke: The apostle Paul went to great lengths to spread the Gospel -- he even went so far as to open a sandwich shop in Greece to help get the message out. Can you guess what he named the shop?