Joke: What did the provolone say to the cheddar on picture day?

Joke: Why was the actor detained by airport officials?

Joke: How does a lion treat other animals in the jungle?

Joke: What is gray, big, wrinkly, and not important?

Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.

What did this make him?

Joke: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?