Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama is so mean, she has no standard deviation.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she went to take a bath and the water jumped out!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she gets the mail animal control gets called.